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The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 Facts About the World's Greatest Human | 
| Author: Ian Spector
Creator: Angelo Vildasol
Publisher: Gotham
Category: Book
List Price: $12.00
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Rating:  68 reviews
Sales Rank: 10963
Media: Paperback
Pages: 176
Number Of Items: 1
Shipping Weight (lbs): 0.3
Dimensions (in): 6.8 x 5 x 0.6
ISBN: 1592403441
Dewey Decimal Number: 818.602
EAN: 9781592403448
ASIN: 1592403441
Publication Date: November 29, 2007
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Product Description
The lowdown on the toughest, sexiest, and beardiest man to ever stalk the earth
Since its emergence from the bowels of the internet, the Chuck Norris Fact has roundhouse kicked its way into the world s consciousness with all the vim and verve of its namesake. Singing the praises of his unequaled toughness, his mighty kicking feet, his indestructible beard, his frightening virility, and his ability to stop time by thinking about pineapples, The Truth About Chuck Norris is the one book brave enough to go behind the beard and reveal the real Chuck.
Ian Spector, webmaster of the site which started the meme and survivor of a real-life encounter with Chuck himself, has selected the 400 most kick-ass facts from his library of thousands, as well as illustrations as awesome as the man himself. This death-defying volume includes such awe-inspiring observations as:
A cobra once bit Chuck Norris s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard.
When an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris was the first person to tame a dinosaur.
Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands. Afterward, they were renamed The Islands.
Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris s house is a Total Gym.
A must-have paean to the archetypical American male and a bible of all things Chuck, The Truth About Chuck Norris is easily the most important book of all time.
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 Brilliant! June 24, 2009
PubDragon (Arizona)
This book is absolutely hilarious. Specter has done a phenominal job of putting together some really funny material. The topic is Chuck Norris, but you don't have to be a Chuck Norris fan to appreciate the humor here. Very well written. I have both of these books, and truthfully, I would pick up a third. They're classic!
Chuck Norris facts book May 16, 2009
Steve Glab (Detroit,MI)
This book is very funny, and has lots of "true" facts about chuck norris. Good book for chuck norris fans to have.
Hilarious and I Don't Know Why? April 18, 2009
J Bug (British Columbia, Canada)
THE TRUTH ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS is a hilarious collection of over 400 "facts" about the phenomenon know as Chuck Norris. (World's greatest human) I was in tears while reading this although I'm still at a loss in how to explain why it's so funny. I can however tell you that if you Google Chuck Norris jokes you will get well over a million hits and that my 65 year old mother and police officer brother also found it really amusing, so the silliness seems to appeal to all.
In this parody we get to learn all about Chuck Norris's amazing strength, his indestructible beard, his frightening sexual virility, the power of his fist, his ability to stop time by thinking about pineapples, the strength of his roundhouse kicks and much, much more. There are 400 "facts" inside and several cool, illustrated pictures.
Since my initiation into Chuck Norris's amazing world I have purchased 3 more copies of this book for family and friends and would recommend it to just about anyone plus once you're done it makes a great piece of bathroom literature.
Water boils faster when Chuck Norris watches it.
Chuck Norris does not leave messages he leaves warnings.
When Chuck Norris breaks wind, it stays broken.
Sometimes the setting sun will linger just a few minutes on the horizon to get one last look at Chuck Norris.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris Pyjamas.
The movie Rambo was inspired by Chuck Norris's time as a boy scout
And if you don't buy this book right now and laugh Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you back in time so you can indeed purchase THE TRUTH ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS.
Great April 1, 2009
Janet Smith
Funny book and we even came up with a few of our own Chuck Norris lines
Chuck Norris March 7, 2009
THERA T MILLER (STERLING, VA United States)
1 out of 1 found this review helpful
I really liked this book and would reccomend this to anyone who likes to laugh, who likes Chuck Norris, and to anyone who doesn't want to get killed by Norris. By the way, his real name is Carlos Ray Norris
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