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    I'm Not Really Here

    I'm Not Really HereAuthor: Tim Allen
    Publisher: Hyperion
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    Rating: 4.0 out of 5 stars 54 reviews
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    Media: Mass Market Paperback
    Pages: 304
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    Dimensions (in): 6.6 x 4.1 x 0.7

    ISBN: 0786889322
    Dewey Decimal Number: 305.2440207
    EAN: 9780786889327
    ASIN: 0786889322

    Publication Date: September 1, 1997
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    Amazon.com Review
    Tim Allen, star of the hit sitcom Home Improvement, takes on quantum philosophy, intergender relationships, and the male midlife crisis in a joke-filled (but ultimately serious) "weekend in the life" narrative. It's an odd combination, shifting from enthusiastic gushing over restored sports cars to earnest elaborations upon Deepak Chopra and Fritjof Capra, but Allen manages to pull it off. If you're expecting a standard unchallenging celebrity-penned "book," or a fluff-filled "memoir," you're going to be quite surprised.

    Product Description
    The popular actor and comedian shares his observations on why things are the way they are while sharing his offbeat opinions about the meaning of life and his personal role in it. Reprint."


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    1 out of 5 stars quantum mysticist nonsense disguised as humor but lacking in reality   October 27, 2009
    Jamie Beu (Orlando, FL)
    0 out of 1 found this review helpful

    Having enjoyed Tim Allen's first book (Don't Stand Too Close to a Naked Man), I got this book, expecting more comedy. Instead, I got a big dose of Deepak Chopra "reality is a myth" pseudo-philosophy, combined with an attempt at understanding quantum mechanics, with a side of humor. Unfortunately, it gives a barely passable attempt at the humor, while making a mess of the philosophy - so much so that I couldn't bring myself to add a tag of "non-fiction" to this book.

    This book is closely related to the fictional book "Why Do You Think You Think" in the excellent Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand, which states things like:

    "Thought is a primitive superstition. Reason is an irrational idea... What you think you think is an illusion created by your glands, your emotions,... A scientist knows that a stone is not a stone at all - it is, in fact, identical with a feather pillow. Both are only a cloud formation of the same invisible, whirling particles... Are we going to be stopped by a syllogism? ... Are you going to endanger the harmony of your community - your fellowship with your neighbors, your standing, reputation, good name, and financial security - for the sake of an illusion?" (Part II, Chapter 1)


    Rand demonstrated the inherent evil in this fallacy, but Allen sees it as a source of comedic material, all while presenting it as a great, new wisdom he has stumbled upon because he read Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.

    The strength of true philosophy (like that of Thomas Aquinas) is, in the words of G.K. Chesterton, that reality is, in fact, real. It is the strength of Thomism, and it is the fatal flaw of this book.

    If you're looking for good philosophy, try Chesterton's Saint Thomas Aquinas: The Dumb Ox. If you're simply looking for humor, there's much better mental chewing gum out there than this book.



    3 out of 5 stars Can Tim Allen (The ToolMan) define the Meaning of Life?   November 23, 2008
    Charles Hunter
    Like others have said, you get a peak into the thoughts of a comedian spending a weekend without the wife (who is now his ex in real life) and the kid. Story line is held together by his search for an object that he needs to find before Monday comes around. Tim's underlying question is now that he is over 40, what does life really mean and are we really here. To answer his question he refers to text written by scientists and philosophers throwing in some of his previous / current life moments along with some humor. At the end we go over a long letter written by a buddy and to be honest I ended up wishing for the letter section to finish as it was like listening to a conversation on life by 2 people that could not come to a decision. On reflection, if this book had not been written by Tim Allen would people be buying it. For me the answer would be no as I can go to the local bar and here similar conversations. So if you are in the process of writing a biography on Tim Allen or a devoted fan, I would recommend this book otherwise save your pennies and move on to something else.


    5 out of 5 stars I'm Not Really Here by Tim Allen   June 2, 2007
    Dale Brown
    I Love the book. It arrived in good condition. Thanks


    5 out of 5 stars WOAH...   February 3, 2007
    If you are counting on a funny guy like we all know tim allen from home improvement, um... read another book. it's amazing... on home improvement, jill, his wife, seems to know alot of psycology and tim tries to learn it, but in the book, it's amazing what words he uses... you'll be amazed.


    1 out of 5 stars Not Really Here, not really good   May 20, 2005
    A. Jeno (USA)
    1 out of 4 found this review helpful

    Hi. I think Not Really Here has a brilliant book inside it waiting to be written. How many of the [i]sincere[/i] reviews on Amazon found the flow of consciousness idea boring and never got to the last two chapters, which were gold, but not even written by Mr. Allen? Too many. If only Mr. Allen had started with his friends letter, then elaborated on his ideas and understandings of the physics texts he'd read. Maybe he could have trotted the globe and actually talked to philosophers and scientists. Maybe he could have used the book as an excuse to actually go on a journey of discovery. Perhaps when Mr.Allen is older he can revamp the book completely and spend less time on mundane life and more on sharing (from his own voice) the excitement of discovery and wonder his new found ideas had given him. Then he'd have a book as worthy as a Brief History of Time that people who purchased it would actually read. Maybe host a PBS segment on NOVA too. -just my 2 cents

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