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    Dirty Little Altar Boy

    Dirty Little Altar BoyAuthor: Brandon D Christopher
    Publisher: iUniverse, Inc.
    Category: Book

    List Price: $14.95
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    New (14) Used (8) from $1.41

    Seller: printedwordforever
    Rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars 7 reviews
    Sales Rank: 1910406

    Media: Paperback
    Edition: 0
    Pages: 158
    Number Of Items: 1
    Shipping Weight (lbs): 0.6
    Dimensions (in): 8.9 x 5.9 x 0.5

    ISBN: 0595430457
    Dewey Decimal Number: 817
    EAN: 9780595430451
    ASIN: 0595430457

    Publication Date: March 6, 2007
    Availability: Usually ships in 1-2 business days

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    Product Description
    “I am 13 years old. I just realized that I’m not as good-looking as my mom led me to believe. I wear two pairs of underwear … everywhere. These are my stories.”

    It was 1985, and if you weren’t a diehard Knight Rider fan then you probably wouldn’t survive on the savage and perilous playground of St. Charles private school. It was a time unlike any other, filled with strange fashion choices, schoolyard extortion rackets, and first dates. It was a time for kids who stuck firecrackers in cats’ asses, a time for pretending to be murdered to freak out neighbors, and a time for realizing that no one really liked you. It was the perfect time for a Dirty Little Altar Boy.

    Middle-class, middle child, way uncool hair—these are the true confessions of a 13-year-old at the crossroads of junior high and hellfire eternity.



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    5 out of 5 stars A Fine Dandy of a Book   July 30, 2009
    Phares Gonzales (Botswana)
    His view of life is a humorous analogue to the curious and poignant, the unconscious things we do and things we come to believe. Brandon has a brilliant ability to plumb the divine comedy like loose change from the earth tone sofa of our childhoods and brings those blurry memories hilariously into focus.


    5 out of 5 stars I love this book   February 21, 2008
    Max Northcutt (Culver City, CA)
    This is a great book. It is honestly one of the funniest, most heartfelt, demented and strangest novels I've ever read. Although I've finished it, I keep flipping through it and reading pages and chapters over and over. A great debut book from a talented new writer.


    5 out of 5 stars BRILLIANT AND STRANGELY MOVING   May 19, 2007
    Shelly Lyons
    A real page turner, poignant, insightful and FUNNY. Laugh-out-loud yet, in way, touching. Anyone who's ever been perceived as the underdog - which is most of us - can relate to this collection.

    I read this upon a recommendation from a friend (because four of my five brothers were Altar Boys) and I'm glad I did. I hope to see more from this author.

    My only real complaint is I wish the book was longer. Which is exactly the opposite of the way I usually feel after putting down a book.



    2 out of 5 stars Coming of age, hmmm.   April 27, 2007
    Armchair Interviews (Minneapolis, MN)
    1 out of 5 found this review helpful

    When you hear the title, Dirty Little Altar Boy, what comes to mind is a tween or teenager that is a misfit and probably did some wild stuff when he was in middle school. What you get with Christopher's novel is a tired, worn-out plot about a 12-to-13-year-old malcontent who really doesn't do anything wrong. He attends parochial school, is an altar boy and is friends with two other rag tag, unpopular boys.

    His friends steal the host chalice and wine from the priest, but that's been done before. The reader can't get close to Christopher, we catch glimpses when his father gets angry, once, but we don't get a full and complete picture of this boy, or why he'd consider himself a "dirty little altar boy." The book is a scattered glimpse into the life of Christopher, his love of Chuck Norris, finding girls attractive and generally doing what most young adolescent boys do.

    The most deeply written story in the book is when Valentine boxes are on each child's desk and Christopher is left out, not getting one Valentine. It shows the brutality of other children, the pickiness and fickleness of girls and Christopher's heartbreak.

    Armchair Interviews says: A decent read for a malcontent teenage boy, but otherwise a pass for the rest of us.



    5 out of 5 stars Great Stories from the Playground Read it   April 7, 2007
    JohnyB (Cedar Rapids, IA United States)
    5 out of 6 found this review helpful

    This is a great book covering a time of change we have all been through. The author mixes humor with insight to take you through those troubled times between adolescents and the teen years. One will never know how he, his family and, friends ever survived these stories. Great fun!

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