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The Tinkerbell Hilton Diaries: My Life Tailing Paris Hilton | 
| Author: Tinkerbell Hilton
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
Category: Book
List Price: $9.95
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Rating:  8 reviews
Sales Rank: 774141
Media: Paperback
Pages: 112
Number Of Items: 1
Shipping Weight (lbs): 0.3
Dimensions (in): 6 x 6 x 0.3
ISBN: 0446694304
Dewey Decimal Number: 973.931092
EAN: 9780446694308
ASIN: 0446694304
Publication Date: September 1, 2004
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Product Description
Wherever Paris Hilton goes - and she goes to a lot of places - her dog Tinkerbell goes too, whether it's to the hottest nightclub in New York, shopping on Rodeo Drive or hitting her local Wal-Mart in Arkansas Taking pen in paw, Tinkerbell has kept a diary and is now ready to let the world know what Paris Hilton is really like - and it's not a pretty picture! Skewering the trust fund party scene in general and Paris Hilton in particular, Tink's acerbic wit and sarcastic take on things is guaranteed to have you laughing out loud. A sample: Say, want to know how the morning went? Well I'll tell you: I just spent 20 minutes (that's an hour and a half in dog minutes) watching Lady Einstein here try to stuff a USD100 dollar bill into a vending machine. 'I never have anything smaller than a hundred,' she actually yelled at it before calling it a 'complete retread'. I think she meant 'retard,' but who the Christ knows. She's in the other room sulking and drinking from the tap. I spent the rest of the morning trying to lick a power socket.
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| Customer Reviews: Read 3 more reviews...
 Dog Poop August 28, 2007
Michael Mathiesen
1 out of 1 found this review helpful
I have the world's shortest review for the world's crappiest book.
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 Hard Hitting New Paperback Edition February 8, 2007
The JuRK (Our Vast, Cultural Desert)
0 out of 1 found this review helpful
At first glance, I was intrigued with the title: "My Life Tailing Paris Hilton." But then I realized this book was written by her dog and not Greek shipping heirs.
After carefully reading into the intricate clues of The Tinkerbell Code, I found this incredible admission from the little pooch: "The Valtrexx was mine." Stunning. It's there. If you follow the clues.
"Beware the blonde of Man."
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R. Maynard (Earth)
4 out of 14 found this review helpful
Learn how this poor dog wittnessed first hand how Paris Hilton truly worked her way up to acheiving the status of a dirty trash bin. This book is a groundbreaking documentary of how to be the dirtiest peice of garbage on the corner!!!! If you are in need of this book, you better act quick and steal it from your local porn shop befor they're all out.
 Loving It In DEMOCRATIC NEW YORK January 24, 2005
Blue State (New York New York)
9 out of 45 found this review helpful
This book rocks! I now find myself quoting a frigging chihuahua! It's hilarious, thought provoking and leaves you 95% stupider than you were before! Wow what a bargain...keep em coming Queen Hilton!
Besides, I'm a Democrat so you know that I'm right and my opinion is the only one that matters...right Hollywood? CBS? Dan Rathers??
 perfect stocking stuffer for the criminally cynical December 13, 2004
D. Parker (NYC and London)
6 out of 14 found this review helpful
This is just good fun. It is so cynically wonderful and the parody is well done. When else will you read, "I have bells. Like I don't naturally stick out enough, now I can annoy the deaf, too. Why not just go ahead and spray me with the juice of a skunk's ass and get the trifecta of offensive." It isn't Pulitzer winning writing; but if mocking the way-too-rich sounds like fun, you'll really enjoy this.
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